To be fair, he did leave them with about 938 active storylines.

Cs sound like "ch" and "ch" sound like "c"! What the fuck?

The thing about that, though, is… who the fuck CARES if comments go off-topic? People are clicking your page! You're getting paid!

I think most websites see comments as (at most) a necessary evil that they barely tolerate. AVC is fairly unique in that commenters seem to actually like one another and make lasting bonds rather than just bitch and moan and make racist jokes.

They're pretty flexible at this point, considering how many rulers they've gone through in just a few years.

What about the fact that character growth basically halted once you ran out of source material to draw from?

Nice that you have to use a plugin to give a comment system even the most rudimentary functionality.

If Obama had done this, Fox News and the right-wing media would be basically calling him a stupid n-word.

"Too stupid to know what he's saying" should be an objective, non-partisan disqualifier for ANY elected office, let alone the presidency of the whole fucking country. It's truly astonishing to see just how far the GOP has taken this "party before country" bullshit.

Turns out he was just a disgusting sexual predator that should have been fired long ago!

Also, his general election opponent was kind of shrill and maybe a little dishonest. Good thing we dodged THAT bullet.

Shouldn't ISIS have been wiped out by now?

It's amazing how many excuses they give for Trump being a fucking moron. Same people who used to spend days screaming about how stupid and unpresidential Obama was if he accidentally stuttered once during a 90 minute speech.

Bingo!

It's all he knows!

You say that like it's not true.

He'll have to rely on memories of what Ivanka looked like when he pounds his pud.

MY! Where did you get that LOVELY spatula??

[Gets clawed to death]

Post-Disqus was okay for a while too, until they took away pagination.