You might like to shit on the Golden Girls, but that show is a fucking master-class in comic timing. They could read a phone book and I’d still laugh. No cast has even been better. Not ever.

And The Good Doctor has nothing to do with The Good Fight, The Good Place, The Good Wife or 1970s British sitcom The Good Life. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, TV.

I have a handful of friends from hs who are pretty involved in the theater community in Chicago, so I read the review of Pass Over a few days ago. She’s so effusive about the play in the first few paragraphs...

-But, for all the many and varied causes we know so well, much of the lion’s share of the violence is perpetrated within the community itself?

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

Or no blame at all. Maybe he’s a nice person with a killer dong.

Dammit I promised myself no more ridiculous kitchen gadgets.

Dammit I promised myself no more ridiculous kitchen gadgets.

And now Leo will go to Cannes, and find another young Victoria’s Secret model upon whose youth he will feast until she reaches old age pre-maturely at 25, all her vigor and joie de vivre sucked out by Hollywood’s most beloved wolf-succubus mixed-breed.

I’m exhausted and I didn’t even read it, but just scrolling to the comments was more than I could handle.

oh for fuck’s sake.

...the fuck?

Yup. I have a rule. I will refer to you as Dr. Someguy if I am interacting with you because of your degree. If you are my MD, I’ll call you Dr. MDguy, my professor Dr. Professorguy, but if you are my neighbor you are just Stew.

I love that we live in a world where someone has enough free time and idle money to go ahead and invent a Bluetooth salt shaker. If nothing else, it tells us who to eat first when the apocalypse comes.

No, never get rid of that. Sell more of them instead

you can disappear from the airways again Kellyanne, I am fucking done with you.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Madonna is fine in supporting roles. She was good in A League Of Their Own too. If she’s the star then no, it won’t be a good movie.

I liked her in Dick Tracy.

I’m obviously TeamLupone because a) she’s not wrong and b) I’m afraid of her.

She’s dead behind the eyes. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. She should not be on film or on stage