Lucky you, because it definitely happens.

“Every time I put them on, I am conscious of the fact that I am now being disobedient in my marriage,” he said.

The shorts are not the problem here.

Yes I do... which is why I buy men’s cargo shorts for myself. SO MANY POCKETS.

Actually she’s said in interviews she purposefully makes her side shots look like crap so that they use her center one.

No, they just don’t really give a shit when a woman is murdered.