“I’m really looking forward to the breakup and the Swifties coming to annihilate Kelce afterwards. Man won’t be able to go to McDonald’s without getting harassed...”

Anyone whose “job” title is “life coach and influencer” is not someone I ever want to hear from. About anything. Least of all their feelings on anyone’s relationship.

“You wanted to score, but I wanted more”

It’s amazing how obsessed people are with Taylor Swift’s life life. Even The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal are covering this to the point of exhaustion  

I want Britney Spears to be happy. Her Instagram posts of her doing the same dance move over and over in clothes or not depress me. She seems like a woman dying to say something, but all she has been trained to do is to dance for the camera. She continues the pattern after her freedom because she doesn’t have the…

The premise is stupid. All comedians embellish for effect.

More women came forward this morning. This certainly explains why he moved so far to the right. He knew this was coming eventually and he wanted to build a wall of protection around himself. Andrew Tate and Tucker Carlson are already supporting him.

Several people theorized for a long time that Brand’s move to the right was because he knew that someone was going to come forward. 

Topher Grace simply said something like, “I never saw anything that would make me suspect this. I don’t mean that to defend him. Simply, I never suspected.”

I agree with all of this. Especially regarding the multifaceted, often-times paradoxical nature of human beings. I honestly think that any one of us can be a good, moral person and an irredeemable monster, all at the same time.

It’s a vexing scenario.

Looks like Aaron Carter wasn’t lying about his monster of a brother.

He was accused of abusing Paris Hilton back in 2004 as well. A claim that his own brother corroborated.

Trump has been married 3 times. Evangelicals are concerned Scott hasn’t been married enough?

I’m wondering if the Ed Sheeran team even thought about this, or if it’s more an Extremely Online thing to know which Starbucks was a union busting offender 2 years ago.

Also, 138 pounds at 5'9" is a perfectly normal, healthy weight.

If this were a totally fictional story, and it was just a random character that was given a large prosthetic nose to broadly signal Jewishness, that’s “jewface” (which is problematic). In this case, an actor is using prosthetics to more closely resemble Bernstein, an actual person who had a prominent nose. AND…

In that header photo, it’s one of the Melania doubles, right?

“personally come from an era where a man was a man and a woman was a woman,” and insisted, “There was two genders, and that’s just how I rocked.”

In 20 years Ariana is a gonna have a super crazy memoir and a brand new face. I’m looking forward to it.