Puerto Rico is part of the U.S.

That was a seizure.

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

Ethan Slater blew up his personal life for a fling. Ariana does not have clean hands here but he chose to treat his now estranged wife poorly. 

Probably because this is going to have devastating consequences for the next black woman who actually goes missing. 

Strange how The Root isn’t covering this story anymore.

On Monday, pop artist and very famous woman,

Thank god!

If Cher doesn’t call her gelato “CHURN BACK TIME”, then we have failed as a civilization.

Also, if you’re seeing this Cher, you’re free to use that as long as you give me credit and 1% of the profits.

This feels like a markedly different tone from the article you published, let’s see, two days ago.

Not to be a true crime weirdo, but this was fishy af from the jump.

I don’t mean to pile on here, but okay, I’m joining the pile. This woman has been married to a sociopath for 25+ years. Who knows what kind of abuse, gaslighting, and stress she’s had to put up with over this period? But hey, let’s judge her on some off-hand remark she may not even have made upon having the truth…

Wish I could say this is beneath Jezebel, but this is just another entry in the steady decline. Y’all should have let AI write this one.

This feels kind of needlessly shitty and mean. How do you want a person to react to the news that their spouse is a serial killer? 

1. That’s not a selfie. I know English is an evolving language but that’s not a fucking selfie, otherwise any goddamn photo with a face on it is a selfie.

No one wants to live near pickleball courts. 

Agreed. The tone of this website is truly insufferable. Petty, obvious, bitter, cliché, far from funny and a long way from the nuanced, thoughtful Jezebel of old. I actually feel bad about myself when I come here, and ridiculous condescending, “stories” like this remind me not to give them my clicks.

The tone here is SO odd. Maybe he said more in the actual podcast, but from what’s included in the article here, I don’t see where he said anything about him being worse off than anyone else or comparing his experience to others? He’s not putting down anyone or acting like what he’s saying is new or groundbreaking, so…

The writing on Jezebel is so bad and so shallow that it’s a shock when something is actually good: this is not that. There’s nothing wrong with a man avoiding a town he dislikes and basing his home elsewhere, or-uh-an English person wanting to live in England. But what can you expect of a woman who seems to believe…

That was a weird take.