What a nerd. My wife looked hot as hell when we went to see The Cure last week & I hope every person we walked by noticed.

“She was like, ‘No, he was a fan, he sent photos to me and he was obsessed with you… and once in a while I’d respond to him,’”

Next up: blackface?

I feel like if I tried to explain this story to my parents in the 80s, their heads would explode.

Everything I hear about this case makes me think he did it. This is DARVO. Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim and Offender. This is straight out of the abuser handbook. 

Lance Armstrong is a douche and it’s highly probable that his podcast on this subject will be idiotic. But I don’t see where he has yet made the argument that anyone is “identifying as trans in order to gain an advantage in the world of competitive sports.” And that doesn’t have to be the position of anyone who…

Team nobody?

He’s scummy for cheating and she’s scummy for LITERALLY everything else. I feel bad for Williamson’s girlfriend more than anyone else in all of this. No, he doesn’t deserve to be harassed like this. But he still cheated. So my sympathy for him is limited.

Good point! If she doesn’t make your personal dick hard, she definitely deserves to be bullied for aging or gaining weight. 

This was pretty cute, despite how annoying they’ve both generally been since meeting each other.

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

Maybe it’s because they just... aren’t all that interesting?

This is why I hate it when my editor wants me to write about GoFundMe campaigns for local people.

What I hate more is that people need to beg on GoFundMe to pay for health care in America.

I legitimately think demi is one of the worst celebrities of all time

Organized religion is a cancer on the human race.

wow, dawsons creaky. 

Wow, he’s 46? I’m 45 and live a pretty unhealthy lifestyle and I look 10+ years younger than the guy (and that may be an understatement). Not exactly selling us on the benefits of being anti-vaxx and so on there dude.

“Honestly, props to that psychic’s business savvy.”

How about actually no? How about “fuck psychics and the fraud they perpetrate”?

Are queer characters supposed to be immune against being flawed? If anything the trope is that lesbians are portrayed as completely saintly. Then TV shows run out of ideas and make them into literal saints by killing them off.

Is it okay if I think