Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

I’m a lesbian, and even I can see that man is HOT.

This guy, however, gets it.

This is for the on-the-go Halloween lover who wants the latest costume that says “I’m aware of popular culture, but don’t understand it.” Last year, she was Sexy Eleven.

*Starts reading*

If you would have told me that the girl who sang about whiskey for toothpaste would someday become the woman for all women, I would have never believed it. 

I’m 49 and I can’t even imagine what I’ll be like at 53 years and 263 days old.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

Good thing this guy isn’t in a position to influence young children! 

Uh, even if this is totally innocent nobody should take relationship advice from Drake. Ever.

Republican politicians will say nothing, because the suspect is white and a citizen. Par for the course.

But he loves missing TD’s. 

Why are we letting these foreigners come into our country to be murdered?!

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

Not only has he appeared in all the shows listed above, he also appeared briefly on the Vampire Diaries (and was then killed off) and on Supernatural (and was then killed off) and then also on The Flash (and was then killed off).

This quote is hilarious to me because it’s basically a rewording of Melissa McCarthy’s sentiments. If he really is that perfect, maybe he is the son of a god.

Wow, I used to think this guy was a lying, disingenuous, weaselly bag of shit. But after reading this latest interview.....I still feel the same exact way. I’m sorry that a woman being brutalized by her husband was so hard on YOU, Urban. Hope you get run over by a bus.

Trust me if Selena Gomez came up to him and said “I love you” he would divorce/breakup with Hailey ASAP. That’s my theory, I’m sticking to it. 

If Justin Bieber stops being a Canadian citizen and becomes an American citizen, the average IQ of both countries will go up.

Beginning of time to 2016: Men speak