“Portnoy began selling a T-shirt depicting Ponder as a clown”

Because wanting to what she did to “provoke” him is irrelevant, disgusting and extremely misogynistic?

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

Kanye West may find that it might not be that yeezy.

Great. Spring rolls around and I get a call from Taylor.

Verona wins because he bought Kat a guitar, which is the coolest gift a budding musician could ask for.

You have done a great disservice to Heath Ledger/Patrick Verona here, and I will not stand for it!

And here I thought cranberries floated.

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

I don’t understand how people can be friends with an ex. Not because you think they are now a terrible person or because seeing them reminds you how much you fucked things up. No, for me seeing a girl I once liked (and this includes the two girls I dated before my wife & every girl I had a crush on) just makes me…

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

“It’s my great joy and privilege to be a Jewish woman.”

Yeah, I was v. distracted by Noah’s extreme resemblance to Ruffalo. The face, the mannerisms, the voice! Oh. God. The. Voice. SO SEXY. Hiiii I’m in my 30s crushing hard on a 22 year old.

You can exchange the word Scientology in this article with any other religion and it still makes sense. Not sure if that’s sad or funny, or both.

I’m lactose intolerant, but I still eat a lot of dairy. You know why?

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

This seems like an unneccessary article

Spotify’s statement was the following: