This was...a dense read. Another round of editing would’ve helped. Instead, it required a lot of rereading to sort through the obfuscatory phrasing. My unwanted feedback: Don’t try so hard to do verbal pirouettes. Don’t make the reader work so hard to decipher your interesting thoughts. Let them stand on their own,…

And take your own damned body with you so someone else doesn’t have to pick it up.

SO MANY LIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKEEESSSSS...................

“You can huff and buff all you want and say, ‘I can’t believe how self-obsessed people are’, but if you’re not designing things in 2018 with the hope that it is shared on social,” said Paige Solomon, CEO of “Dream Machine” in Brooklyn, “then I feel like you’re doing a disservice to yourself as a creative, an artist, a…

OMG the real meeting versus the fake meeting. This shit happened to me all the time on Capitol Hill.

Spending a week off to wander around Jacksonville seems a little harsh. 

This is one of the most aggressively 90s trio of music videos I’ve ever seen.

I am constantly looking down on my shoes. 

You sound like a “Cool Girl”

What is it about these men who have to categorise every woman into a box of “would fuck” “would not fuck” (see his feud with Taylor swift as well). It says so much about his opinion of women that that’s what his sisters-in-law are reduced down to and says so much about them that they’re not calling out this bullshit.

I can’t help but think Kris Jenner is disappointed to be left out of Kanye’s gross shout-out.

Kanye West is garbage. The Kardashians are also garbage. All these garbage people have more money than i’ll ever see in my lifetime, let alone most people’s lifetime. Meanwhile, i’m over here wondering if I’ll have enough money this week to be able to buy toilet paper or if I should just go to the local community…

Less than half his age?

this is the version I know & love

I’ve never sprung for an entire grocery order, but I like to buy a grocery store gift card and leave it with the cashier to give to the next person in line. One cashier really gets into it and waits until she spots someone she thinks could use a happy little surprise, or looks like they need the help, or whatever. She…

THEY WERE ROOMMATES and OOVOO JAVER were robbed!

I don’t think he ever had any appeal.

The Red Delicious apple—which went uneaten, as Red Delicious apples are not food

A good rule is that a food item is a good cat name. (Bagel!) And plural food is a great cat name. (Waffles!!)

I love “people” names for pets. The more mundane the better, so Mark, Tina, etc. get my stamp of approval.