is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

I’m just gonna say, going all-in super fast on a new relationship is a common pattern for people with BPD, so I hope Pete Davidson is managing that with his doctor.

“She gets tired of men sometimes.”

I have never seen this show but I just would like to say that if I died and the photo they chose to put by my casket was a selfie of me in a beanie in a car I would be LIIIIIIVID.

Nigga whatever.

Seems like as good a time as any for this classic

The Rockets lost the minute Ted Cruz tweeted a picture of his blobfish mug from courtside.

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

but what do I know?

I would argue that being a contributing writer for Fox News automatically makes you a shittier parent than Chip and Joanna Gaines, but what do I know?

Kim Kardashian West, who has never even BEEN to Donda’s House and who knows damn well that she isn’t going to be going to ANYBODY’S South Side to put in the work and help those kids, can go straight to fucking hell.

ok good so im not the only one that that stood out to me too. like... maybe buddy didn’t have/want to shell out a ridic amount of $ for the shoes? and then yall call him out for it.. really just backfiring, to me, because it makes kim and Kanye look like fucking petty snobs “ha you couldn’t even afford our overpriced…

The tag thing embarrasses me not because of my size (XL/1X, depending on brand!) and not because of the cost (high or low) but because it tells EVERYONE that I did NOT wash my item before wearing it and my momma would KILL me if she ever found out I was doing that. It’s been drilled into my brain or something. I feel…

Yes.

What is JLo doing in Ostrich video?

I don’t like her music, but dammit if I do like her.

What a totally casual, not at all staged photo there, Avril.

I don’t think much about his wig.