I consider myself more of a “Cumberpatch Kid,” honestly

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

And yet Becky McWhitetears will face no consequences from the university or police.

I will gladly offer my lady parts to Tim Chung.

She is legit the only person in attendance who makes an effort with her outfit and sticks to the theme. There are few things in life that piss me off more than people who get invited to costume parties and don’t dress up.

So don’t go, sad celebrities. Rihanna’s going to look better than you anyway.

He looks like he borrowed Tom Hiddleston’s wig from Thor: Ragnarok.

Word.

I just can’t imagine continuing a relationship (platonic or romantic) with someone after discovering they actively support Trump. There’s just no way. I’m not saying I could never be friends with a Republican, depending on which issues have made them lean right, and to what extent. But again, Trump is a *whole…

Yeah I had a friend whose ‘suitor’ put a bomb in her trunk.

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

And technically, bullshit is stool.

First - shame one everyone involveds parents. Two of these people are actual children.

“If things are okay for me then surely they must be okay for everyone because this is a great country and we live in a just world.”

I spent nearly half a year homeless and two of the first things to go are a sense of pride and community. The article above even states that by being in this troop and having this sale that these girls feel less isolated.

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

I vaguely had to work with them when I was in the mailroom of their management company (they were one of the few clients to actually answer the door when I came) but they were always so sweet and Channing was always so shirtless. This hits me hard.

“When the football players see this, what do you think they see? They see your breasts. It’s seductive,”

Foreskin skin grafts are a thing, but yeah...idk how one can leap from “legit medical use” to “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s BabyPeen!”