To be fair, that’s really only like ... 12 pairs of their tights.

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

How can Passion of the Christ have a sequel? Doesn’t the main character die in the first one?

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Let me tell you something, if I get onto a plane, and there is a goddamn peacock roaming freely around the cabin, I. AM. OUT. I do NOT like birds, and there is no way that I’m going to be trapped in a metal tube with one for hours on end. Nope. No way. And peacocks can be particularly aggressive assholes, so double no…

Peacocks are freaking MEAN. I wouldn’t want one on my flight, honestly.

“Those comments were made without having any knowledge I would ever be here”

So it’s cool to say this about a woman only if you aren’t going to meet her/be her cohost??? okay wtf kind of logic is that.

“By the way, she still says she is not proud of America.”

Idk. I trust her judgement. He looks like a quirky dude. He knows how to dress for the cold weather, stays hydrated with water bottles, and seems to make a young woman happy. I was dating so much worse in college.

close all prisons and release inmates, make hospitals free, and open US borders completely

She also expressed her feelings to him the next day. He heard her out and apologized. I see no reason to doubt the sincerity of his apology. His statement on the matter affirms that he took her words to heart.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

Well duh, everyone knows (or should know) that tracking your fertility, even with an app, is an unreliable method of birth control. Back in the 1980s this was called the rhythm method. There was a joke, “What do you call people who use the rythym method?” “Parents.”

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

Why didn’t she simply walk out? Why did she blow him? This is clearly a consensual sexual encounter she later regretted. “I didn’t really want to do it, but I did anyway” is not sexual misconduct.

This isn’t a contest for me: I’ll be voting for Ben Cardin as I have before. He’s a great Senator with a strong liberal track record.

Tandem parking = you get two parking spaces, but the first car gets blocked in my the second. Better than only one parking space, but not as good as two non-tandem parking spaces. The author is trying to be cute like these are silly made up phrases, but this is a real and matter of fact description of a parking set…

lol, my mall still has a Claire’s and a Spencers.

Not to mention, between the two of them, Wahlberg has significantly more penis.