Why is Jezebel obligated to have a “take” on every sexual assault story in the news. That’s how you get lazy articles that add nothing to the conversation.

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS

Okay. Because this jackass was appointed by Trump. I’ll happily blame Trump. Trump is also a jackass.

Trump nominated this FCC head, and could put a stop to it if he wanted (he isn’t). So Trump literally is to blame

Not to mention Orwellian. Then again, the Venn diagram for extremely GOP things and Orwellian things has pretty much been a single circle for a while.

What do you mean taking away freedoms? I mean, this whole thing is about giving freedom back to the people. I mean, it’s called the “Restoring Internet Freedom Order”.

Uh oh, I hope I can get Kotaku and Gizmodo under the same price tier. I’m guessing Splinter will be premium due to all those “alternate fact” Trump stories they keep posting.

Who knew that voting for the Republicans who have been so transparent about not caring about taking away our freedoms and raising our taxes and cutting our access to education and health care would end up destroying the internet?