It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

Is the Money can’t buy you class joke too old?

ISWYDT

I came back to your comment to make sure it was getting the rightful amount of stars it deserves. It deserves so much more love.

“I am a pure Aryan Nazi Valkyrie — why must I curtsy to a Negress?”

Oh, she will. It will be delicious. Her little Nazi soul will scream in distress.

Princess Michael is a well-known horrible person and also a well-known bigot.

she came from a “better background than anyone else who’s married into the royal family since the war, excepting Prince Philip.”

I see what you did there

Princess Michael doesn’t like that once Meghan marries Harry, she will outrank Princess Michael, thus the racist princess will be expected to curtsy to a biracial woman.

No royal wedding invite for you, racist!

She will.

I hope she has to curtsy to Meghan once she’s married to Harry.

I am slain.

All this attention is what she wanted. Yawn. She will keep being bitter.

They’re no longer working on a movie together though and they seem to be getting back together. Power imbalance my ass, she’s at least as powerful as him.

Aronovsky looks like that skeezy, physically unattractive, pretentious hipster guy who’s into the arts and other cool things so you convince yourself he’s hot and you want to bang him even though he’s an emotionally abusive asshole. It ends badly (he cheats because commitment is just so bougie, you know) and then,…

but maybe she’s looking at Rachel Weisz and observing how she rebounded as a result of some Aronofskyizing?

It wasn’t inflatable. It was a drain plug. I’ve kayaked like that no problem. It self bails if the plug is out.

If any of you folks have had a particularly rough day, please feel free to take a few moments and enjoy the current contents of my lap: