Had to Google. Is accurate.

OMG, I don’t think I had ever seen him before, he really does look he belongs on Bob’s Burgers.

All anyone has to do is read the court transcript. Although he couldn’t be charged, that doesn’t mean that something wasn’t very wrong with his behavior.

She really just strikes me as someone who fancies themselves as smart and sophisticated but is actually just a complete moron.

I read too fast and thought this was about Russel Brand. That really changes things.

His wording was so garbled! He was just trying to say that the sodomy was fake, as usually happens when making movies (I couldn’t parse his description of the little sacks-and-drawstrings contraptions he’s talking about either, but I get the idea!)... but her mom thought it was real. Ahh, movies.

I, at least, read the story and was not entertained.

I read it as “I was trying so hard to stay away from her stuff that I was aiming wrong so when her mom saw it she assumed it was sodomy which is worse maybe?”. I feel like he was trying to comment on being oversensitive to the point of making things worse and, again, failed miserably.

I personally thought he was reacting to the all sexual abuse allegations and trying to say that “See, when people think you’re sexually abusing someone, you might not actually be sexually abusing them.” Maybe it’s a pre-emptive strike on his part...

I was very confused as to how he managed to get his dick in her butt if his dick was in a drawstring bag.

I support you Corey Feldman!!! Sending lots of love!!!

Yeah. I remember the first time I heard about the rumors a few years back I was like...

He had this bit about the male gaze must have felt like getting doused with buckets of cum from the women’s POV. Guess that too was autobiographical-ish.

The rape kit backlog is a disgusting systemic failure. But finding this tape is important for victims too.

I liked C.K. back in the day, but he sort of always looked like this, no?

OMG I just got the image of Laurence Fishburne and Gina Torres all dressed up for a royal wedding. Thank you, thank you.

OMG This looks like two different, unrelated, people.

false! your arms are not actually very big; they just look large in comparison to your tiny, tiny legs.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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