Reminds me of this

It seems odd that a Republican sponsored guidance wouldn’t let a person claim finances as a close familial relationship.

$0 bond? They’re gonna be upset when he’s unable to return due to back problems. PGA has been waiting for YEARS...

Loved the face the clerk made when I ordered a fifty nugget bucket as a value meal from McD’s

+1 big leDongski

Geno would be the first to tell you that the other young women just don’t WANT to be champions

Any truth to the rumour that the TX Dept of Public Safety Tom Vinegar is under investigation for meddling in the Philadelphia real estate market?

Circus troupe music instantly reminded me of this

Which defense contact Management agency would even be interested in Pokemon?

Phil: This can’t work! Your posse can’t come in here

Staff at Poly Prep ensures students don’t get Polyp Rep?

When pressed if the school covered up abuse an administrator was quoted as saying “Fogliettaboutit”

Voters face hurdles. No hurtles intended.

Horsey riding is called “equitation.”

Y’all wanna do some shots?

Moon Pearl Grey?