WUT. No. This is not a thing. I refuse to live in a world where hygiene is a homosexual slur.

So I went back to my bariatric doctor the week (continuing to lose weight but very, very slowly) and got a prescription for Saxenda, an injectable weight-loss drug wih an excellent safety profile.

Evening all! I mentioned a few months back that someone had asked me out and I’d said ‘Not yet’ because I was dealing with a breakup. The last few months have been incredibly confusing and I’ve felt he was blowing hot and cold constantly and naturally the moment I decide that fuck it, I am done being messed around, he…

Here’s my sweet boy in his new crate:

I stood up to my dad last night. I STOOD UP TO MY DAD! He’s been hounding me, he hates the job I have, for some unknown reason. I used to be an attorney, I still am, but don’t practice. He wants me to have a job that I’m passionate about, but still make six figures. According to him, my sister, 8 years younger than I…

I love therapy. It has made what would otherwise have been a hellish summer and fall significantly easier to deal with. My anxiety is SO MUCH BETTER than it was this time last year with fewer stressers (thanks for those, Trump).

This week I had an ultrasound and my little fetus is the right size and looking perfect and never. stops. moving. :D

Y’ALL it’s been vacation week! Here’s my husband and daughter way up in the sky over the Gulf of Mexico:

Forget it, he’s rolling.

Fuck Pence. I served for 21 years, and that homophobic, fundamentalist shirtbird doesn’t get to interpret what is “respectful” on my behalf.

Don’t forget Marines. Because the quickest way to find out someone is/was a Marine is to call them a soldier.

I won’t have him disrespecting Peyton Manning, who sacrificed several vertebrae for our freedom to watch FOOTBAW.

Did we run away when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? We most certainly did not. Good thing our military doesn’t run away when their feelings are hurt. Nice example you communist. (Is “communist” still an insult in today’s administration?)

If Pence had Colts pants as well, would that have made him a full-kit wanker?

I second this suggestion. Therapy is a godsend when you find the right therapist.

Mom needs a bunch of tests, because her doctor picked up a murmur.

I posted last week in SNS about my kid finally getting gender confirmation surgery. Well, the day before surgery my kid got sick and at pre-op, they decided to postpone surgery. So back home driving SF to Seattle with a sick kid, and we rescheduled for the next available date, 2.5 weeks from now. Luckily the Air BnB…

Guys- my triumph this week is my daughters grad school professor said I am woke.

RIP Tom Petty this week,

Hi all! I created this burner to shamelessly brag about my personal life. It might get buried in the greys— oh well!