Q: How do know if someone is in a poly relationship?

Hey...are you my daughter? I want grandkids. I’m willing to work for them. I mean, I will visit often, take on duties, support financially, etc...But if you decide it’s not what you want, I’ll still make you wipe my ass when I’m 90. In the meantime we need to plan our trip to Amsterdam next year. Let’s enjoy these…

I went on my very first date since being married for 20 years and separated/divorced for 2.5. The whole “he smells good” thing?? I forgot how important that is. My first date guy didn’t smell like anything, and I was disappointed.

It’s a boy!!! Name to be determined, but he is the cutest, most cuddly, most ridiculously adorable shitten in the whole world!! Newly adopted, and fully adored.

Catalina should be coming home on or around the 10th - just one more weekend to go!! This week she had a bunch of testing done to see what she will need for home care. So far we know she will need her CPAP for at least 2-3 months and she doesn’t need a g-tube for her feeds (we’re still working on downing the whole…

Middle child update: Ultrasound/follow up doctor visit went well. The doctor said that it looks like the brain spots are possibly just fluid pockets and do not seem concerning at this point. Gidget, the uncooked baby made of gravy does have ginormous feet which goes almost without saying since all of the girls in my…

Things That Piss Me Off-

My fetus has a heartbeat and I haven’t puked since Monday!

I’ve been trying to be zen about the whole thing. Trying. Coming off of repeat losses makes this pregnancy super scary. I’m not getting an ultrasound for another two weeks and I’ll be 15 weeks at that point. Everything is delayed because I avoided prenatal care due to ultrasounds being really trigger-y. I’m actually…

Can I be super greedy and start two threads? Because I’d love to do a preggo thread as well.

Oh shit thank you for making me go through so many fun memories until I figured out exactly what that was. I had to figure out that it was Beavis’ voice.

The best was when he “won” Stacy’s managerial services at Bad Blood and immediately yapped in a promo how he was gonna fuck her all night and that unlike Test, Scott had “tasted the sweet nectar of a woman’s juices”

I seriously doubt Brock could impart the glorious insanity on the mic that 2003 Scott Steiner laid down for us. The big ol’ puddinhead would probably try and eat the mic.

he looks like an orc

Probably not. The initial redness mysteriously coincided with him getting bigger and more cut for the MetLife Stadium WrestleMania.

It’s a SWORD! Being HELD TO HIS NECK!

Hey leave 2000's era butt metal Aquaman out of this, he’s... earned it?

Ugh... Roman Reigns.

Basically, Brock is now 2003 Scott Steiner, just minus the purple thongs poking out, thank the maker.

Chrome has this lovely extension called “Disable HTML5 Autoplay”. I wonder what it does?

Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.