Forget it, he’s rolling.

Fuck Pence. I served for 21 years, and that homophobic, fundamentalist shirtbird doesn’t get to interpret what is “respectful” on my behalf.

Don’t forget Marines. Because the quickest way to find out someone is/was a Marine is to call them a soldier.

I won’t have him disrespecting Peyton Manning, who sacrificed several vertebrae for our freedom to watch FOOTBAW.

Did we run away when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? We most certainly did not. Good thing our military doesn’t run away when their feelings are hurt. Nice example you communist. (Is “communist” still an insult in today’s administration?)

If Pence had Colts pants as well, would that have made him a full-kit wanker?

I second this suggestion. Therapy is a godsend when you find the right therapist.

I’ll judge you way more for the Cubs than the Miller.

Mom needs a bunch of tests, because her doctor picked up a murmur.

My dad was in the Marines and he had us convinced for years that he fought against the giant praying mantises in this movie.

I posted last week in SNS about my kid finally getting gender confirmation surgery. Well, the day before surgery my kid got sick and at pre-op, they decided to postpone surgery. So back home driving SF to Seattle with a sick kid, and we rescheduled for the next available date, 2.5 weeks from now. Luckily the Air BnB…

Guys- my triumph this week is my daughters grad school professor said I am woke.

RIP Tom Petty this week,

Hi all! I created this burner to shamelessly brag about my personal life. It might get buried in the greys— oh well!

Q: How do know if someone is in a poly relationship?

Hey...are you my daughter? I want grandkids. I’m willing to work for them. I mean, I will visit often, take on duties, support financially, etc...But if you decide it’s not what you want, I’ll still make you wipe my ass when I’m 90. In the meantime we need to plan our trip to Amsterdam next year. Let’s enjoy these…

I went on my very first date since being married for 20 years and separated/divorced for 2.5. The whole “he smells good” thing?? I forgot how important that is. My first date guy didn’t smell like anything, and I was disappointed.

It’s a boy!!! Name to be determined, but he is the cutest, most cuddly, most ridiculously adorable shitten in the whole world!! Newly adopted, and fully adored.

Catalina should be coming home on or around the 10th - just one more weekend to go!! This week she had a bunch of testing done to see what she will need for home care. So far we know she will need her CPAP for at least 2-3 months and she doesn’t need a g-tube for her feeds (we’re still working on downing the whole…

Middle child update: Ultrasound/follow up doctor visit went well. The doctor said that it looks like the brain spots are possibly just fluid pockets and do not seem concerning at this point. Gidget, the uncooked baby made of gravy does have ginormous feet which goes almost without saying since all of the girls in my…