Oh shit thank you for making me go through so many fun memories until I figured out exactly what that was. I had to figure out that it was Beavis’ voice.

Ah yes the AAC, the conference so forgettable it’s easy to lose track of when your team even played in it

The best was when he “won” Stacy’s managerial services at Bad Blood and immediately yapped in a promo how he was gonna fuck her all night and that unlike Test, Scott had “tasted the sweet nectar of a woman’s juices”

So wait, you’re just mad that some people dislike soccer and evidently made some stupid comments to some stories about soccer, so you’re getting your revenge by posting a cliche joke on a wrestling post? That seems...pretty petty to me.

I seriously doubt Brock could impart the glorious insanity on the mic that 2003 Scott Steiner laid down for us. The big ol’ puddinhead would probably try and eat the mic.

Currently Vegas has the odds of Dick Vitale being so distraught by this that he snaps a cyanide capsule within the next 24 hours at at one to a million.

“Why do they call them “murders” on crime dramas instead of actors pretending to be dead? I mean, logic sheeple!”
^
That’s how dumb you sound. You sound like a dumb person.

he looks like an orc

Probably not. The initial redness mysteriously coincided with him getting bigger and more cut for the MetLife Stadium WrestleMania.

It’s a SWORD! Being HELD TO HIS NECK!

Hey leave 2000's era butt metal Aquaman out of this, he’s... earned it?

Ugh... Roman Reigns.

Basically, Brock is now 2003 Scott Steiner, just minus the purple thongs poking out, thank the maker.

AND WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH GRAPE NUTS?! YOU OPEN IT UP, NO GRAPES, NO NUTS!

And what’s the deal with airplane peanuts? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the bag?

Chrome has this lovely extension called “Disable HTML5 Autoplay”. I wonder what it does?

I’ve always loved the term “Chukker” from polo.

Wait, I think I got it, guys. He’s calling wresting fake.

Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.

Because they are having matches in the context of the fictional television storyline. QED.

Because not everyone is such a twat.