Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

The AC has quit, you must CP it

Absolutely love this, but for nearly ten grand the a/c better goddamn work.

Some of my friends have said the same thing. I think cleaning an engine—particularly one in a junky old Jeep— is a waste of time.

Plus, oily gunk is a rust preventative.

Love these articles.

You’re selling it and getting a Prius?

Needs more lessons.

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

Do you often feel like deer are following you just waiting for their opportunity to come at you?

That’s “Oh doe! The puns, they’re buck!”

It looks like he fought...

So you work at Home Depot?

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I picked a hell of a week to debate Hillary Clinton.

Great story, David! And love the red on that car, it pops so well with the greenery.

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

I do rub and no I don’t!