Why not is a much better question

me

There’s an R4 in the very first scene of Star Wars! Way back in 1977. How much more canon do you need? Look:

This is MX-410. He is canon.

I welcome our taco overlords...but there better be some legit tacos al pastor. Like real deal stuff, see below-

LET’S MESS WITH TEXAS

Don't you dare talk about Whataburger or its wrappers that way.

Jet boats suck, just get a regular boat.

Mee mother mee moo moids moo midenmimied mare mot mammom mexammles.

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

Mad props.

Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.

Oh no son, The Blaze is where people who Fox News looked at and said “TOO FUCKING CRAZY FOR US, PASS!” go to do work.

The Blaze is the “media network” that Glenn Beck started when Fox shitcanned him. Essentially this woman works for Glenn Beck.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

I honestly dont care what the market says these are valued at, in the real world, knock of a zero ($6,500 $6,800), and MAYBE... Holy shit $65,000 $68,000?? that engine came out of a 2,000$ car that is nearly as useful. Hell throw a trailer on it, and it is.

Not if you need to replace the head gaskets or spark plugs. Also, neither one of those configurations can match the 5 cylinder for sound.

“You guys are heroes”