You’re absolutely correct, Hamilton, journalists are not heroes. Everybody knows that it is the copy editors who are the true heroes.

Unsure of why Sacramento would host a Warriors-Pelicans series.

It’s also just math. Hillary won the top 80 richest counties in the country and the counties she won generate 2/3rds of the GDP in this country. Trump fans can complain about companies alienating them, buts it’s far more expensive to alienate blue voters.

That “anti-theft” device is worth more than the sweater.

Melania: “I don’t get it... so WHEN do I get deported for being an immigrant?”

Donald: “As soon as the tits start sagging. So keep a travel bag handy.”

No

“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Trump’s appeal is based on a cult of personality. They don’t actually care what his policies are. They care that he makes them feel important.

Don’t you mean, the black one’s fault?

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

When people visit my house for the first time and look at my bookshelves and say “Have you actually READ all those?!” ... they don’t get invited back much.

I miss Bill Hicks:

I want CJ.

That we are being told by people who spent the last 8 years questioning Obama’s ‘legitimacy’ and accusing Hilary of running pizza pedophile rings to ‘respect the office’ and ‘get over it, we won’ is perhaps the most bizarre aspect of this whole thing.

Wow. If he feels this strongly about Trump being criticized, he must have been outraged at how Obama was treated.

It needs to kill him just a little harder.

Yeah, she finally got the apartment to herself.

Ask them if they all have jobs, why did America need to be made great again for?