Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

Dude’s floundering.

In order to become incapacitated he would need to start out being capable of doing the job.

This motherfucker is like a golem made of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Realistically closer to 1500 games. Look at 1909-19 Ty Cobb for a shockingly good compare (because it was the first one I tried and almost on the nose).

If that isn’t an Urban Dictionary entry, it should be.

He was a pretty good closer though, he led the league in saves.

So...he has risen?

Life would be easier if I rooted for pretty much any other team. Why did my dad and my dad’s dad have to be Brooklyn Dodger fans? Why couldn’t they have been the only kids in Brooklyn and Queens to root for the Yankees? Sure, they would have been pariahs then, but now such a decision would just have looked smart.…

Many keeping score across the South insisted he was batting .600 after the first at-bat.

The kicker was, the audio was always perfect. Without the audio, it wouldnt have worked.

+1 typo

An offensive pivot like Murphy’s is incredible in its own right; it’s made more incredible by the fact that he is 32 years old.

If we make it to Guardians of the Galaxy 2, count yourself lucky.

“I figured out they like it when I bomb things!” - Trump

I think the fact that the movie is almost 25 years old doesn’t help, that and there were so many quotable mid 90's action movies. 

Regarding your hope of wearing No. 7 for the Yankees, Clint, here’s your answer: No.

Yeah, it’s really more of a Shelbyville idea.

“65...whoa! The scoreboard goes that high?”

I will pay one thousand dollars for a chance to tackle him. He can even wear a helmet.