Right, Obama isn’t killing the coal industry. The free market is doing that job.

“Most People” includes the President-Elect, as he revealed during the debates.

If someone thinks the metal bikini defines Leia, then they do not understand her character at all.

I reject any list that does not include Bartolo Colon’s HR.

I thought blankets killed the indians?

My mom didn’t. She thought Obamacare is free healthcare for “minorities”. I’m no longer positive I wasn’t adopted.

Allen has been playing poorly all season. He’s not necessary to win because he has only really had an impact in one of Duke’s wins this season.

...only if ytou were jerking off at the time.

Spoken like a non-hockey player...

Just to clarify, are you sure it wasn’t Cyndi Lauper that left that sour taste in there?

We will only really get confirmation of it once he repeals all incest laws.

Melania has thoughts?

plot twist! she and baron become super lefty liberals who use their inheritance to fight against and dismantle donny’s influence and power

So, THAT’S what he won’t do.

Goldfish are meant to be shared, friend.

Um you forgot the FUCKING Cubs won the World Series!!!

Don’t ruin ice cream for me.

Slactivist had a really great blog post from ages ago about how trump supporters mistake his “sincerity” and “genuineness” (as in, he totally means what he’s saying when he says it) for “honesty”

Trump is such a sellout. can’t keep his promises. SAD.

Many of you will soon find out about that during Thanksgiving dinner with the insane part of your family.