After work, I stop by two parks on my way home to grab some Pokeymens and Pokeballs. I LOVE seeing how many people are clearly playing. Lures are always up, kids as young as 5 are playing, as are teens, and soccermoms, and other 40-something neckbeards like myself.

You’re doing it right. It’s a feature.

#TeamValor

This whole thing has been awkward as hell. He clearly came expecting to be a high pick. He was clearly crying earlier when all this was happening. He just lost millions. Now these reporters want to ask him all these questions on what was clearly supposed to be the biggest night of his life.

The incoming hot takes on this one are gonna be outrageous

He sounds exactly like Bun B.

This gives me anxiety.

Synthetic marijuana is a powerful drug!

or overdosing on Spice like an idiot

pretty impressive to keep this quiet for two days

I like how this guy can be in the middle of a war zone and still crack wise about the peppers.

It was pretty cool. Two A-10s were flying around the (huge) lake practicing maneuvers. One curled off over the woods, the second curled off directly over us. I literally saw the pilot look down at us. The two guys I was with were geeking out. After about 45 seconds, I looked out of the inlet over in the main part…

I damn near lost my shit watching the video. That is awesome!

I have a feeling that the second to the last flyover was the pilot wanting to give them a show. I've been privy to an A-10 pilot doing that to me when I was fishing in a boat once (pilot saw me as he was turning over some tree tops directly over us, came back around, flew into the inlet we were in below the tree…

You'll be the bane of wives (and husbands) everywhere as their spouses chase an expensive dream they though was out of their reach.

That was my whole inspiration in writing this. Im glad to have shed some light on it.

I'd fly the wings off this thing, which would most likely happen on the first takeoff.

I had no idea used airplanes could be had so cheaply.

when i heard he adlibbed the 'i put your symptoms into the computer and it looks like you might have network connectivity problems' line from the flu ep, i was SOLD FOR LIFE on chris pratt.

"Just look at all that exclusivity and dynamism! I feel like my heart is going to thump right out of my chest. Goodness gracious. "

This may be my favorite sentence ever written on Jalopnik. I don't know what it is, it just speaks to me.