Culminating in a midichlorian shot to the face.

[smash cut to explosion of Death Star II from Return of the Jedi]

Is that a Harrison Ford Falcon?

They can still have some of the best satire anywhere. Join the conversation.

That sounds awful, but still not as bad as the anti-union propaganda I’m forced to watch as a manager. Did you know that unions exist to make as much money as possible off of their members while destroying innocent corporations?

talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

Whatever, I still live for the hot takes from the Ohio State Lantern: this just in—Michigan sucks.

I think you ran long with your post. Did you forget to put a period after “garbage franchise?”

That would be a shame. The Chargers have such a better uniform than UCLA. (BTW, I really hate them writing it out Ucla. It’s an acronym.)

WEEN!

+7th Son of Orion

For God’s sake Ween had a song about it.

That logo would have been accepted if not for two things.

He has bad taste. I’m sure his clothes are ill-fitting and his apartment interior a drab hell. Perhaps if he had put half the effort of his attempts to be high brow into actually watching the movie his is critiquing, we may have learnt something worthwhile about the film. Instead, we got a word salad that even the…

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

Yeah, but if we’re being honest here, those are two of the six best Lucas “Star Wars” movies, and we’re splitting hairs if we try to rank them higher or lower than “Howard the Duck.”

It made a lot more sense once I read this: