And I gazed through the crack and I saw... PUBG.

Counter point: DnD is endlessly customization, so goblins don’t suck, DMs do. For example, once upon a time, a mindflayer attempted to suck out a goblin’s brain, only to find the empty cranium void actually sucked in reverse, causing the goblin to gain unfathomable knowledge. This goblin then went on to pass his…

I pay for my Netflix... but I share it with my parents. They raised me, so I figure it’s fair that they get free Netflix. I also currently share it with my buddy and his wife in exchange for money.

The term is called a push team, not pacifist. Pacifist implies not fighting at all. This is a rat strat.

So, let me get this straight. This is a write-up about a very good console Overwatch Lucio player who, when challenged to do so, switched to PC, practiced up with that same character, and (presumably taking to heart the advice of every Dark Souls comment section asshole in history) got gud.