Don’t mind me, I’m just hanging out in the comment section to peanut gallery everyone who missed the satire.

The driver was also spotted:

Damn my lack of fucks given to twitter.

This will go great with the Ferrari jacket, Ferrari hat, Ferrari driving gloves, and Ferrari driving shoes I always wear when I drive my Ferrari to my Ferrari club meetup.

That’s nothing. Here’s the fob for my Delorean

I’d totally rock that motherfucker as a belt buckle. Would make my dingdong seem YUUUUUGE!!!

“What’s a collect phone call?” - GenX

At an Aspark product planning meeting...

They shouldn’t have written all those sports stories.

I’m amazed this even got published. I was really thinking there was a firing-level edict against even mentioning the shutdown and firings.

It was a deliberate decision b/c Spanfeller and Great Hill Partners serve the needs of the capitalist class. They are taking a financial loss on this particular group of sites to shut down a voice which could inspire others to ultimately organize towards their doom.

 Strategery level: herb. 

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

Not so fast. If it had any semblance of rust on it, it’s already in Tracy’s backyard.

I disagree. Nearly half of voting Americans did the dumbest thing ever three years ago.

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

“Thanks to mom and dad and my tarantula and god bless the Hong Kong freedom figh-”

Without even thinking to (and possibly having to do with the season 6 DVD binge I just finished) I instantly read that in Sterling Archer’s voice