probably not!

He’ll fit in Minnesota perfectly

It’s almost as if he was raised thinking you could get away with murder...

I mean, when I was vegan the only thing I craved was human flesh. I think that is just a thing.

Vegans are against murder. Unless it’s the murder of humans that are killing animals for food.

Someone should alert Pornhub.

Just you guys wait till he finds out about Wayne Simmonds and PK Subban.

That’s some good work there.

I wonder what gave them their first clue.

NUMBER 4 WILL SHOCK YOU!!

+2005

Wait, NHL ‘94 glitches can happen in real life?

You’re not going to be able to argue rationally with someone who still uses “retarded” pejoratively.

Must suck to have an ugly sister and have to resort to cousins.

In a 1976 letter, the KKK threatened Alabama’s Attorney General Bill Baxley for going after the perpetrators of the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, Alabama. They compared him to John F. Kennedy, and made him an “honorary n****r.” Baxley responded, on official state letterhead, as follows:

If Robinson is patient enough to wait, he will eventually find the shoes on the shores of the Burrard inlet with a disembodied foot in them.

It really is.

almost literally deadspin. glad he’s ok.

Haven’t wrestled much, huh? Cauliflower ear, and the answer is: no, he can’t hear jack shit.

You put an ocean in front of the guy - put the pin, 5 feet from the front and into a 12 mph wind - then you aim a microphone on the guy and get surprised he gets pissed and says “fuck” - that is fucking insane thinking.