That’s so wonderful. Kudos to mom and dad for having a post-kid social life!

You could put a fried egg on top of a gas fireplace log and it’d be, at worst, fine, but: point taken.

I recently made some hash using celeriac root in lieu of potatoes, along with leftover chunks of actual, honest to god, Irish-style corned beef and fried eggs over the top. I realize that is nothing like this recipe, but it was god damn delicious, and might help improve your opinion of the whole endeavor.

Maybe there’s not a right time, but there is probably a right way. Publicly shaming your former client to make yourself look good *may* not be it.