Da Boobs

Oh Herro Hans Brix.

Rub some dirt on it

@Chamomiles Davis: You take that back!

What you missed last night while singing along to THE HUNTER

@The Sports Hernia: You guys playing cards?

Must feel good not to have to do Charlie Work anymore...

Did Ronald McDonald just give that pregame speech?

Why is Ricky Roe announcing

pffft. Everyone knows bloggers don't leave their mother's basement.

They just changed the Featured Comment Of The Day. It's like they're playing with MadLibs:

Was he included on the "Famous Jewish Sports Legends" leaflet?

@Viva_Delmon: Nope. This is Gene:

@Laser Guided: It's the 'Pro' edition. We hide it from the PUkes.

Seems pretty truthful to me. The only thing Purdue offers is a bunch of dudes and ugly bitches.

@HebrewHammer: She's got Shishkappeal.

UM, say it with me.

Why's it look like he's sticking his dick in the Segway?

*does slow clap*

Andy Katz really lost some weight.