I'm ready to dance! BAM!!

That dude from Creed really let himself go.

@This Name Sucks: EEEAAAAAAGGGGGGLLLEEEEEEE!!

HUGH! Jackman.

That blog was the worst thing I've read since that Famous Jewish Sports Legends leaflet.

You think the Gawker media empire would shell out for a better rental car than the turquoise Chevette.

What about the sponges with the steel wool backing? I dont think it's a good idea to put that in the microwave, right?

or Jamar Smith. Take your pick.

@Brazil Thrill: Weber wasn't the one that fell asleep at the wheel. I believe that was Rich McBride.

@Brazil Thrill: Neon just got traded.

Erin Andrews really let herself go.

Please add "in space" to the banned word list.

All of the Deadspin Asians are wondering why there's such a big stink about Darren's eye disease.

I miss The Office...

What you missed while receiving a block of wood for Christmas.

This thread really moves slow without new Office shows to quote.

What you missed last night while disobeying your company's strict "Bros before Hos' policy

The Red Sox are resistant to include Jose Reyes in the trade? This is the most post ever.

Black Student: [Rapping] If you say anything You'll beg me to die Cause I'll make you suck my dick Then I'll nut in your eye I'll stomp on your world As if my name was Godzilla I'm comin' for you, motha-fucka, I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa!

Wake me up when they start selling White Powder.