JANITOR!!

Sweet dreams, motherfuckers.

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So Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a big pond, whereas back here in Scranton, I am still the top dog in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog or a fish?

Was it a Cacaspaniel? Or maybe a Golden Reliever?

AHHHHHHHH I'M A SCARY MONSTER!!!!!!

@MrMoustache: That's what who said?

Wallbangers for Gangbangers?

Gus Chiggins is KU fan?

At least there isn't an auction for Alyssa Milano's spit.

@emjayelle: Dammit!

Look Coach! De Plane! De Plane!

Sorry you weren't good enough for parking money.

I have GC and love it, but the only thing that's keeping me from handing out my GC number is the outgoing call issue. When I make a call from my cell phone, home phone, or office phone, that number shows up on the caller ID, not the GC number. This makes it very difficult to maintain the phone # secrecy I was…

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@Chief Wahoo: Damn. I hope you're Kelly Ripaing me!

Please, no Scrubs spoilers today.

@Stev D: I thought Jeff was nervous about his upcoming Bar Mitzvah this Saturday.

@The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie): I dont know. I love it. Manny and Columbus- Indian Killers.

Tony Massarotti- "With a 2-for-4 performance in Boston's 7-1 victory in Game 5, Ramirez improved his batting average in the ALCS to a sterling .471. Overall, in eight postseason games, Ramirez is batting .440 with four home runs, 12 RBI, 11 walks, seven runs scored and an OPS of 1.491, which puts him in the same…