"That's the way he is," Lofton said of Beckett. "He's that kind of guy. He was saying stuff to me and I didn't like it. When you say stuff to Kenny, he's going to say stuff back."
Joe's going to have to find some new golfing clothes.
So what?! I don't tip my editor!
Of course he's gay. His name is Tory.
DIS COLUMZ TOO LAWNG
How has this not been done yet?
What you missed while kidnapping the pizza boy
Spanish title: El Nino
What you missed while pinching off a 14.6 Couric
Pam Ward plays golf? Who knew? Next you're going to tell me she's a high school PE teacher!
This could all be prevented if everyone just held in their farts.
I'd love to see La Russa pass out at a stoplight in the Bronx on his way home. White boy stand no chance.
If they mated: Jack Nicholson and Rick Majerus
Holy Jesus.
He needs a haircut.
Hey Will,
Jeebus! Torre has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka.