What is all this talk about salt?

@Mensch Warmer: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What to watch tonight while videotaping opposing team's defensive signals...

Is the other side of the bus decorated with a montage of Shaqs favorite Genie's?

Best promotional pair since Berman and Dunkin Donuts.

There's no steroids in baseball!

Maybe Thomas knows how to put a good jury together.

I just found out that I received a shipment of HGH back in 2006. Luckily, it wasn't on Deadspin's banned substance list yet. I did nothing wrong.

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: What?

What you missed while eating black penis cake.

But ESPN says Sunday Night is for bowling?!

At least he doesn't match his highlighter to his tie.

There really is a worldwide Jewish media conspiracy!

I dont really have a problem with the guest conductor tradition at Wrigley. I have a problem when they bring up Kelly Pickler and she sings "buy me some peanuts and apple jacks".

Damn, Vince Vaughn is lookin puffy again.

If Lance Berkman committed were arrested, would he find Moses?

This is a Travshamockery. Big Boss Barbaro deserves better.

Sorry I keep re-using sorries from previous sorry threads.

I saw a picture of this emo kid wearing a Rick Ankiel jersey.

He did an amazing job on Youk. I dont even think the geighs could do as good a job.