@CarneyLansfordSmellslikeCabage: +100 for the Curb reference.

Wait, Charlie Weiss had gastric bypass surgery? Not very good advertising for the doctors.

I smell a reality show coming in the future.

Who ever left that Terry Hoeppner joke on the IU Assembly Hall page, FUCK YOU.

@Ricky And His Sticky Icky: I think they start next season with the 3rd slap from the slap bet. for no reason.

You've just entered the no-spin zone!

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: How the hell did you get a ticket then?

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: If i've seen it once, I've seen it a thousand times. They'll keep you locked up in there for 2 hrs while it's shit-storming outside, just so you can buy about $10 hot dogs & some beer.

What the hell is going on with the "Poland" Gawker Artist image?!?

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Better break out the Scrabble set. It aint happening.

Detroit/Boston game will probably be rained out.

Beloved Aunt?

What about Matt Clement goatees?

Mom,

@Weed Against Speed: PapelChrist.

I thought Pap Smear was the Red Sox closer?

Will, no mention of Jason Marquis' complete game shut-out? He was part of the Cardinal family!! Well, except for the playoffs.

Suck a dick, CHB.

@Will Leitch: Was it that hard? I got 3rd row center for the Chicago show may 19th, then 10th row left center for the Friday Chicago show. Maybe I just have the Luck of the Leitch.

Kornheiser likes Arcade Fire? I suddenly feel so much cooler.