Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

They must be the best fans in baseball to watch that. No wait I mean dumbest.

So much for freedom from consequence... wait a minute, that’s not a thing, ever.

Thanks for your input and stories about the high school days, Uncle Rico

Bollocks. II, then IV. The rest are immaterial.

Bollocks. II, then IV. The rest are immaterial.

WELL MY GREAT GREAT GRANDPA FOUGHT FOR THE UNION SO FUCK AUBURN FOREVER!

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Is it true Steven Adams is just Jemaine Clement’s basketball player character?

The better question: How are OKC fans going to respond when Adams is trolling them with NASA paraphernalia? Not only does he fail to recognize the geocentric universe theory, but he’s repping one of Houston’s most recognizable organizations.

No, Gianluigi Buffon is the GOAT.

RIGHT, YOU ENORMOUS FUCKING PUSSY BARCA FANBOY.

I’ve got to figure out how to talk about this in a family-friendly way.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

I’ve never heard of Giantbomb’s endurance run. I knew about Persona 4 because it was a game being released for the PS2 and I saw it in stores. Furthermore, the sales were high before Giantbomb began their series. Here are sales stats from the week of January 15th, 2009, where Persona 4 is number 1 for PS2 and Persona…

Agreed. No grown man should be dabbing. At least not in public.

Yeah, I’ve been angry lately, so I decided to mix it up. It felt appropriate, and represent indeed.

Ok but Cecilia...

140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

SO.MUCH.SCREAMING.