Seriously. Part of that job is accepting blame for everything in a loss.

“It’s not my job to do that,” O’Brien said. And then, again: “It’s not my job to call a timeout to make their [the officials’] job easier.”

I know McNair doesn’t want the inmates running the prison, but he might want to take a closer look at that dumbfuck warden.

How this man still have this job astounds me (and him not being at the top of Drew’s Fire this Asshole every week in Jamboroo also astounds me).

You mean his face asshole, right under his cunt mouth?

“I’m trying to make sure we go into halftime down only 14-6"

It’s not my job to do that

its like if the sarlacc pit and goatse had a baby together. its the most vile crevice on earth.

ANY head coach who says “that’s not my job” in a press conference is an unfit head coach.  

If only the Texan’s were as defensive as their coach, they might’ve won.

Swords is getting reprinted in Battlebond, which is not Standard-legal.

Track: Isak | Artist: Baroness | Album: Red Album

Black Hole Formerly Known as Lavar Ball Devours Sun, Tells Earth Residents Complaining of Dark and Cold to ‘Stay in Your Lane’

Berry was confused. Usually when someone folds his arms and turns his back to him so he can’t see anything, that means its time to start taking the final exam in class.

Lavar Ball Can Melt Steel Beams

“LaVar Ball collapses unto itself, forming nearest observable Supermassive Black Hole.”

My friend and I have this theory of style where a good chunk of people will dress in the phase of life that was their most “self actualized self.” For example, this explains the 1000's of dudes at Yankees games in jorts, crisp vintage Jordans, Jeter jersey, flat brim, and a chain of some sort.

Also one is black

“LaVar Ball Calls For CERN Boycott After They Refuse To Name New Element Bigballerbrandium”

“Hey assholes...thanks a lot!”