I don’t see how a sports website discussing a rare thing that happened in a 15-inning game constitutes a slow news day.

Anyone who makes any purchase, that I don’t like, deserves to be ripped off. Clearly, I am the center of the universe and any other purchase decision would be stupid.

Lower skills. Lower ceiling.

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

“I am a lifelong Warrior fan. I have suffered through a conga-line of indignities over the year.”

Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

This is good kinja.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

take to the comments to let us know what sorts of awards should be awarded

[Univision] - that camera operator’s eyesight now.

Kerrati!!

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Nicole was subsequently dumped because Lacob finally found the trophy-wife he had been looking for.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.