Have the Bobs been in to talk to him yet?

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Ya he did. Marx argues these political divisions between workers, which are developed explicitly by the capitalist class to keep us divided and focused on things that don’t really matter - like the fact that we have no wealth or don’t “own the means of production”- the false consciousness.These competitions between…

What if I already live in Canada? Can I please stay here?

I, for one, am about ready for the bottom to fall out and finally get me some of the class consciousness Marx promised 150+ years ago. It’s about damned time!

You know, I went and looked it up!

Christie was the only one who had a future really just based on age. He fucked it to oblivion in the last few months though.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Nobody in the whole world wants to interact with a kid on a plane. If you do they might start crying, and if you’re the parent everyone will judge you and if you’re not, you’ll hate the ear-drilling screeching pain.

A little test run before Election Day

This post is so edgy

“We thought we’d just send you a little love note. We like you guys.”

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

I don’t see how she can legally sign away her right to not be sexually assaulted.

There are just some subjects Brady won’t touch: Trump, Deflategate, the word “I” when followed by “am your real dad, John Moynahan.”

“I’ll tell you the funniest is that I’ll go in the team locker room before a game and everyone’s getting dressed. No women are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in, because I’m the owner of the team and therefore I’m inspecting it. … ‘Is everyone OK?’ You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody OK?’…

Bite your tongue

Time to take this to the next level

Reading public posts on a social media platform isn’t “spying”.

I lived in a triple room freshman year, and my two roommates apparently decided to never again acknowledge my existence about 3 weeks in.