so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

word. and she will turn all this attention to something worth paying attention to. like she did with the whole aniston thing. i really like her. i mean, who knows who she is in private and all that, but like...i respect the fuck out of her and if the rumors are true that they are divorcing because brad wants to be…

You can’t be super supportive of equal treatment of women while married to a man? Hrm, I learn something new every day...

People will say a lot of dumb shit about Angelina, but one thing that is absolutely inarguable is that she loves her children and will do whatever she has to for them. No matter how this drags on in the press, she should have everyone’s utmost respect for protecting her children--because of her, those kids will have…

The police excuse for shooting him was that he had a gun.

#breadxit

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

Frankly, I feel a bit that way sometimes. My parents are retired Boomers. When I was young, they took solo vacations at least 3-4 times a year. My brother and I stayed with my maternal grandparents. They had nights out with friends a few nights a month. Again, stayed overnight at my grandparents. I have wonderful…

“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”

The primary difference here being that Patrick and Obama both had the same person writing their speeches.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Someone check on Jamie Lee Curtis.

I thought that was her best song in years.

Ronaldo is mainly punishing Hungary because he's insulted that he has to share a pitch with Biraly’s sweatpants.

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

“Sir, you can’t sleep out in this lot again tonight, move along.”

I DIDN'T GET INTO CAL POLY! FUCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Come on Patrick everyone knows this was the defining pic of the Vancouver riots:

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