#CatsLivesMatter

Now if we can just get you to tell the truth...

Cedar Point is fun. Come at me, haters.

Lando approves.

And I thought his tee shots were SMASHED.

Mt. Rushmore features two slave-holders. Grab your chisels, people!

My guess is he’s the starting RF.

He cried. Schadenfreude.

Genie is not innocent.

You just killed your chance to receive any used footwear from this team. Nice job.

He looks like a sexually deviant Santa Claus.

Can you please tell me more about this knuckle-splitter? I want to throw it in my old man league.

The future is here! Young kids, top prospects, good seats, Hawk’s pending retirement/death. What’s not to look forward to?

How about Jones v Lesnar v Goat?

3rd round TKO? Whatever. Floyd Mayweather would have TKO’d any woman who loved him in the 1st.

I’m a ketchup only guy when it comes to hot dog sandwiches.

And take a lap.

His kids probably feel bad because he taught them bacon is all 4 food groups. Diarrhea FTW.

Google Betsy DeVos.