You can buy a bowrider boat with a freaking 305 engine for less than $2,500. You cannot fold it up and struggle to get it in your Prius, though.

You can buy a bowrider boat with a freaking 305 engine for less than $2,500. You cannot fold it up and struggle to…

Matlock!

It’s not a tradition until the next time it happens.

I call B.S. Before last year, gimmicks were the only thing the Cubs had for a century (Billy goat, anyone?). Let’s not revise history here.

Good luck trying to convince Cubs fans that it’s not their tradition, but rather, a White Sox/Harry Caray one. These are folks who sing their pregame song after the game and fail to understand the genesis of the W and L flags.

Please read this post again. If you still have questions, slap your Momma.

Tell your dad to fuck himself, Stephen.

Well done. I didn’t know I could think less of the NFL. Jerry Jones can clean my rope cutter.

I cannot tell if this is sarcasm or stupidity, but in either case you have set the bar.

Here’s some food for thought. If Debbie Wasserman Schultz was never born, Bernie would be president right now.

If your headline replaced “grounds” with “blacks” you have the reason I am banned from most local bars.

Everything is not a dong, motherfuckers. A dick is a dong. Nothing more, nothing less.

From a distance Tammy Duckworth looks like a fantastic candidate. Woman. Minority. War veteran. Amputee.

As an Illinoisan, I can tell you this is a terrible idea.

An idiot who can’t keep his job with the White Sox.

McCann is immune. Jobu has his rum and cigar. And hats for bats.

When you feel low, remember, Trump is 71 years old and doesn’t exercise. I like where that is headed.

Jedd, Allegheny, Gyorko.

I’m more Blake than you’ll ever be, poser.

Prince of Tides.