Maybe an alt-right elbow to the face?

I hope you have a lawyer.

Actually, it’s an alt-right meter. The readings are off the charts.

I was hoping for “500 Days of Carson”.

I hope Jessica Biel magically appears in my bed...

God I miss Rod Beck. Drunkest guy I ever got drunk with on a plane. He bought all my drinks on a Phoenix-Chicago flight.

Wow, trigger much? I MEAN, I know I left absolutely ZERO hint of sarcasm...

They will if they bought a Trump brand mattress.

It’s a load bearing tassle, or at least it was when Trump had hookers shit on it.

I looked in his heart...lotsa dead kittens in there. SAD!

Amazing what 71 years of ducking hard labor can do for the hands.

So, no-one is going to throw candy???? C’mon gays, how about a protest, but with candy? Fat straight people will fully support you, just give us a reason to get off our tractors!

What is the asexual stance on masting?

Personal experience and facts shape my viewpoint. Put down the blue Kool-Aid.

Being West Philadelphian, guess what show I watched?

This video makes me hate Mayfield and cops. Even more.

My MVP is Curt Schilling. #PattyRed memes #FTW

Pete Townshend does not want a ring.

My friend sees blue shoes, but I see brown. WTF?