It’s swamp gas. Move along.

Hey buddy, I’m gonna go with foul tip into the catcher’s sac as the best sound in sports.

That’s what a rich 50 year old looks like? Yikes. I am a poor 42. The next 8 years are going to be rough on me for a couple reasons, apparently.

Is it possible they are driving Janae Rice?

Rising from the dead might be a little outside his range.

I wish someone punched the person going ”WHOOOOOOOOOOOO.” Is that sound a freaking requirement when rednecks fight?

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

I called. I was denied an extension.

I can’t even get out of jury duty to take my mom to the hospital for a stress test.

You just pissed off Curt Schilling. Good luck against that.

I bet Kirk Cousins has a luxurious couch. I would like to lay naked upon it.

No, traction is great.

I dont know what epee is, but my uncle wore a toupee, and I never understood why we kids weren’t allowed to discuss it.

You’ve got it all wrong. Have all the sex you want, just breathe through your eyelids when you pitch.

Enough fucking whining. If everyone just pissed and shat exclusively on their neighbors’ lawns like I do, this problem wouldn’t exist.

What a great gig. Get paid to hold a so-called sign or chant some FALSE words. Barely even a 25% chance of being tear gassed, beaten or arrested. SAD! Where is our failing media?

Never confuse activity for accomplishment (The Chris Hovan Law).

He fucking wishes he looks like that dude from that band I vaguely remember.

His birth name is Donkey Sauce.