Daxxxx.

I am relieved the deer could still fly following such a catastrophe. #grateful

Really hate to be *that guy*, but that deer isn’t going to heaven because she had an abortion.

As an 11 year old in the 80's, I wore a white coat and purple shirt far too much because of this guy. It really didn’t play well in Northern Illinois. All the girls I was trying to impress just thought I was gay.

Just call Urlacher, dude.

Harsh, but fair.

I agree with you, but don’t think for one second Chelsea Clinton isn’t also gunning for queen bee.

Spoiler Alert:

Multimillionaire sportsballers disagree on WHERE to play sportsball for money. Fuck you, HamNo, this is the ONLY issue.

It’s all true Santa corroborated it.

At least Dave isn’t vial like Burneko.

Look over here everyone! The pot and the kettle are at it again!

Man, everyone at Baylor is getting laid but me.

Does he co-own a pizza shop with Hillary?

The daughter from the Sopranos looks alot different than I remember.

OMG! That is EXACTLY how a fancy dog would tackle. I’m starting to believe...

No one but us remembers this was a real thing once.

Ronda Rousey disagrees.