Fuck him so much.  At this point I’m surprised his Secret Service detail hasn’t quit in protest.  Their job is to take a bullet for him, not from him.

We’ve been living through them for four years. Every time he’s ever tweeted in office has been a Two Minute Hate.

Right. To find one single instance of voter fraud (did it really require arrest? Just tell the person not to fucking do it anymore), this O’Keefe fucknut decided to go and ruin someone who, respectfully, seems like they’ve got plenty going on to begin with.

Her death really has stuck with me.

Seven blank spaces to fill, eh? There were Seven Dwarfs. Seven Wonders of the World. Seven different fruit in Hawaiian Punch.

Martin Luther King, Jr., spent years calling for equality, advocating for change through non-violence. Those non-violent protests frequently resulted in white reactions of violence against the protestors, and King found himself widely disliked by whites, including liberal whites, and targeted by the FBI, until finally…

“Stop sweet-talking [the white man]. Tell him how you feel.... [Let him know that] if he’s not ready to clean his house up, he shouldn’t have a house. It should catch on fire and burn down.”
— Malcolm X

This. Prior to Mr. Slowtrain I only dated guys who were at least 5'10" (not on purpose, just coincidence) and I’m 5'3". It was such a fucking pain getting on your tippy toes to kiss and shit (why don’t they fucking bend down???).  Mr. Slowtrain is 5'5.5" (he demands that 1/2 be included) and it’s just right.

“stuff white people like”

30F here... I feel this at a molecular level.

I’ve had some luck with a UK company called Curvy Kate; bras and swimwear with Cups D-O & band sizes 28-44.

What are they toddlers that I should have made them feel better about the ordeal of walking thirty feet to ask me a question?

Yeah, I’ve always found their comments in the aftershows to be about rather obvious things (“You can tell by the way Jon is crying here that he is really sad,” etc.), but I don’t think they’re phoning in the actual making of the show.

What about the neighbor who obsessively mows his lawn every few days and when he’s not doing that he’s using an edge trimmer? He also prefers to start his yard work at 9am on weekends.

I’ve been a lawyer for nearly 20 years. I’ve taken and passed the New York, California, Maryland, and Virginia Bar exams.

...and yet here we are, in the United States of America in 2019, and the 3 frontrunners for the Presidency are Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Donald Trump.  This is probably the least fantastical aspect of this show.  

What did authority do to earn any respect in this situation?

Please for to be explainink to the group how it is that:

*“the blacks” lack respect for authority by knowing their rights under the Constitution and exercising them

BUT:

*”the whites” have total respect for authority and the rule of law by trying to barge into…

Nothing’s “wrong” there; respecting authority isn’t virtuous. Apply some critical thinking. Children are taught that submission to authority is proper behavior, because they’re dumb but we don’t want them to die. It’s important that they listen to someone who knows something. Once you’re grown, respecting authority is…

Right, everyone is so respectful of their neighbor’s peace and quiet whenever we hear about a citizen standing up for themselves.

Most importantly, who first started the rumor (that turned out to be true) that Cannibal Witch was eating children? That, I think, is worthy of the REAL investigation. It’s quite possible that Cannibal Witch only started eating children because the left-left-liberal-left were going to accuse her of it anyway. And if…

Some children are just asking to be eaten, walking around in such delicious clothing, practically basting themselves with lotion and lip balms. You’re not made out of stone. Let’s also not forget that witches lack an essential enzyme which is only produced in children’s spinal cords. If a few children need to be…