“Ballet Pink” isn’t meant to be “leg colored” or “skin tone”, it’s “ballet pink”. #tradition Now some of Capezio’s color name are stupid, but that’s another matter entirely.

Forget clear plastic clothes, I want to bring back clear plastic inflatable furniture of the late 90s!

I would wear the shit out of that sweater.

There have been about 171,434,736 movie screenings* in America since Aurora, and two shootings in movie theaters.

My thoughts exactly. Top 95% of outfit = immaculate. Bottom 5% has my feet screaming in sympathy pain.

I have found that in many cases, the better someone is at playing dumb, the smarter they actually are. Marilyn could play a ditz, but I don’t think she could deliver those ditzy lines with such spot on comic timing if she was actually dumb. A friend of a friend worked on the set of The Simple Life back in the day and…

I am so sick of her not being exactly what everyone wants her to be all the time. It’s like she isn’t even trying to take all of our criticism simultaneously. I liked her at first but then she was too likeable and now I hate her but she just keeps being Jennifer Lawrence and I am just like HELLO, HAVE YOU SEEN OUR…

Jennifer Aniston is Number 4 after earning $21 million for her acting and work for Emirates airlines, Smartwater, Aveeno and Living Proof.

I was house shopping in 2012 and that glass tile was EVERYWHERE. Bleh bleh bleh. In 20 years it’ll look as dated as avocado green appliances.

She may be adultish because her parents paid her down payment, but her kitchen is fucking ugly. SO THERE.

Yeah, but that BBC dude, tho....“All those island nations who can learn to swim....”

Fuck those misogynist fucking neckbeards. God damn whiny little pussies weeping into their mom’s meatloaf are ruining everything.

But we just finished smoking something.

They’re trying to figure out if you’re still awake.

Hello, friend! If you’ve been lurking here, you will have seen a zillion (approximately) posts about the various ways in which America is a land rife with violence and inequality of several kinds. Please see today’s posts regarding one candidate in this nation’s presidential contest insinuating assassination against…

I love the fact that the NA continent is shown as well. Very ‘whoa man, but if we are there, how can we be this big. This is messing with my brain man’

In the first few years after 9/11, more than one person was kicked out of a sporting event for not standing and holding their hand over their heart for “God Bless America.”

And the rest of the world: “Aww, America is so fucked right now. But they can still sport good. That’s swell that they still have something going for them. They must be so proud.”

All we do is win win win no matter what
Got medals on our mind we can never get enough
And every time we step up in the podium
Michael Phelps’s hands go up
And they stay there