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Yesss!! I too want to Lift All The Things. I love to laugh when people say ‘don’t lift that box, it’s too heavy for you!’ FU I can dead lift 155 lb get off my nutz.

Lololol that sounds great!

I always find cool tins at the thrift store, if you have a good one near you check there! You’re supporting the environment through recycling AND boycotting Ace! :)

Have you ever checked out https://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/ or bratabase.com? They both are great resources for finding your bra size (lots of women wear the wrong size due to the limited American matrix of 32-38 A-DD) plus you can swap bras with other users or buy pre-owned bras. Bratabase is great for finding

have you tried https://www.thebracloset.co.uk/? They are in UK obviously but even with the exchange rate I’ve found them cheaper than herroom. Also...if you’re interested in pre-owned bras there’s always stuff for sale on bratabase.com. I’m a cheapass so I get most of my stuff from there or ebay.

Right there with you.

I felt like everything was too rushed. If you watch an old TG episode right after, you see how they just let things linger, or they paused more between jokes, and everything seemed more relaxed. I also felt the new audience was too coached - “laugh on cue / stop laughing now.” On top of that the camera work wasn’t as

Oooh my 2nd favorite curse!

I disagree, have you ever eaten a sloppy joe? No safety there!

“maaaahble caaahlums.” (those are my favorite skits!!)

I worked for Home Depot, our utmost ‘top management’ team was the CEO, VP, CFO, and presidents for 3 major divisions so yeah I am serious in asking a question that wasn’t addressed in the article. You don’t have to be such an asshole about it.

The 20 -> 80% really needs more info. Was it only a 5 person team, and now instead of 1/5 being women, 4/5 are women? Or are we talking about tens/hundreds/thousands of jobs? Replacing 3 members of a team within 18 months could be legitimate, but if it’s thousands of jobs that’s another story.

unrelated but i love your username! my name is skye and i always name my computer skyenet. :)

Did we go to high school together? At my school, we had bomb threats a lot during my junior year. Every day at some specific time (9:09 I think) they would call it in. It went on for months. I was pissed too because it was during my sewing class. >:[

“I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes hey!”

I have seen this posted before and it’s my favorite thing I’ve discovered on Jez. Thanks for sharing it again (in this super-awesome format!) I sent it to my boyfriend this time around because we’ve been having the ‘put the toilet seat down’ and ‘help me make up dinner ideas’ fights for the last few weeks. Hopefully

PREACH

YES. ALL THE STARS FOR YOU.

Don’t worry, I slutted it up before I got with my BF to drive the average back up. :)